拜见岳父大人 Meet the Parents (2000)

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拜见岳父大人 Meet the Parents (2000)

导演: 杰伊·罗奇

编剧: 吉姆·赫兹菲尔德 / 约翰·汉博格 / 格雷格·格列娜 / 玛丽·露丝·克拉克

主演: 罗伯特·德尼罗 / 本·斯蒂勒 / 特莉•保罗 / 布莱思·丹纳 / 欧文·威尔逊

类型: 喜剧 / 爱情

语言: 英语 / 泰语 / 西班牙语 / 希伯来语 / 法语

上映日期: 2000-10-06(美国)

格雷戈（Ben Stiller 本•斯蒂勒 饰）准备向相恋多年的女友潘米拉（Teri Polo特莉•保罗 饰）求婚时，意外获悉了求婚成功成功与否，不仅要过美人关，更要过岳父关。潘米拉的姐姐下个礼拜即将举行婚礼，届时格雷戈将和潘米拉一起回家参加婚礼。小伙子心想这次正是讨好未来岳父，搞定岳父那关的大好时机。格雷戈的名字在美语中很容易被理解成“同性恋•性交者”的意思，有着这么个稀奇古怪的名字，注定格雷戈拜见未来岳父之行不会如他所料那般顺利。果然，当他们来到了潘米拉家时，格雷戈虽然表现得文质彬彬，但当他总是插话时力图幽默却效果相反时，未来岳父（罗伯特•德尼罗 Robert De Niro 饰）的脸色越来越难看。

拜见岳父大人 Meet the Parents (2000)

经典台词：

Jack Byrnes: "My Mother", by Jack Byrnes. You gave me life, / You gave me milk, / You gave me courage. / Your name was Angela, / An angel from Heaven, / But you were also an angel of God, / And he needed you, too. / I selfishly tried to hold on to you, / While the cancer ate away at your organs, / Like an unstoppable rebel force, / And now we'll meet in Heaven, / And I shall see you / Nevermore, nevermore, nevermore.

Pam Byrnes: Dad, that's beautiful.

Greg Focker: That's amazing, so much love, and also so much information.

Greg Focker: Hey, hey, If you would take a second, take the little sticks out of your head, clean out your ears, and maybe you would see that I'm a person who has feelings, and all I have to do is do what I wanna do and all I want to do is hold on to my bag and not listen to you! And the only way that I would ever let go of my bag would be if you came over here right now and tried to pry it from my dead, lifeless fingers, okay? If you can get it from my kung-fu grip then you can come and have it, okay? Otherwise, step off, bitch.